Tuesday, May 22, 2007
the g-y-a at work - 10:00 PM
People are nice in the office. I kinda like them.Out of them, I find one exceptionally amusing. He is homosexual, type A personality and he is HILARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIOUS. The typical sarcastic, roll-your-eyes, duhhh kinda gay. The other day, the other intern and I met with him in his super-cramped-lousy-excuse-for-an-office. A banquet guy came down and offered everyone haagen dasz ice cream that a group couldn't finish. (MMMMMM). It was the kind of ice cream on a stick with a chocolate coating on the outside, and vanilla ice cream on the inside u know... and I , DUHHH being the very clumsy me, managed to drip chocolate ALL over his carpet. MUAHHAHHAHA. and FYI, he said its ok since the carpet was old anyway.
Today, we met with him again, and he was like (nasal tone and the WHOLE PACKAGE!) 'I spent yesterday evening SCRUUBBBBING the carpet, trying to get rid of the chocolate stains that SOMEONE dripped all over'... I said 'no u didn't! u said u didn't care!'. he said 'well, come here and take a look.. i even know where the stains are...SEEEEEE THERE, AND THERE!!!....yes, I am totally anal!!!'
And today also, our meeting was scheduled at 3pm, but being the very on-the-ball and enthu interns we are, we went to look for him at 2:45pm, to see him walking away.
me: Hi we're still meeting today right....
him: uhhh YEAHHHH... AT THREEEE!!!!
me: ohh, we'll...we're early! you're not ready?
him: ehh, NOOOOO... I have to go to the crackhouse first. (smoke break)
HAHHAHA, seriously... hopefully there will be more stories to share. This shall suffice for now. TOodles