Thursday, January 12, 2006
Presenting the world's.... - 5:34 PM
I am still bored, so I shall continue to keep up with the blogging. Today, Ruoying shall present to you, the world's most random things...I have returned with more Winter Break pictures! First up is the world's funniest couple...MISS CHERYL TAN AND MR LI KAI YUEN!
In my humble opinion, this couple is sort of unofficially married! Ms Tan couldn't speak Chinese to save her life when I first met her, but now wah.. got improvement! HEN HAO! And thats all credited to Mr HongKong... LKY! Don't be fooled by their very harmless demeanor...They don't hesitate to burp and fart in each others' presence and gang up and play tricks on people. Last Aprils' Fools, I received pictures of KY with LONG HAIR. He told me he just had EXTENSIONS and was asking for advice on how to style it. I then later found out that Cheryl had flopped her hair on KY's head (while standing behind him) and had taken those pics to trick their friends. He dared to ask me what did I think about his $400 hair extensions... ERHHH WHAT DO YOU THINK LEH? Hilarious stuff I tell you...This time when I went back, Cheryl msged me online and said 'CAN U COME AND HELP ME DO SOMETHING TO MY HAIR?!'. Its nearing CNY and she's sick of the hairstyle that she's kept for more than 3 years I think. So me, being the hair-guru (I sorta appointed myself la) asked her to come with me to cut my hair just before I left! So ka-cha! Her previously limpless, lifeless, styleless past-shoulder length hair became a funky crop instantly(minus the butchy-ness that she was so worried about). And now, I present to you, the newly improved-CHERYL TAN!
FUNKY FUNKY!Next, meet the world's most dua-liap Hershey Kisses chocolate! All the times I've visited the Hershey's store in Times Square NYC, I've never noticed the gigantic Hershey Kisses chocolate they sell... But Shiyun bought one back for me from the Philippines while she was there for the SEA Games. WAHHH SIAO AH! so BIG how to eat?....OK apparently I think I know myself but I don't. Its not as difficult (nor as gross) as you think to finish the whole chunk of chocolate!! It was mmmm so good! I likeeee... So I finished the entire thing by myself, at one sitting! Just in case you're going 'this Ruoying very hao lian leh. HOW BIG CAN A HERSHEY KISSES BE?!', I present, THE- GIGANTIC- HERSHEY- KISSES- THAT- RUOYING- FINISHED! (FYI, Its not hollow inside. it is si beh solid ah!)
see! and i finished it all by myself in one shot!Next, meet the world's most appreciative diner! She's every chef's favourite patron just cos she endeavors every single bite. She adores great food of cos, and shows her appreciation through her facial expressions as she bites into her fav eats. Forget slurping soup as thumbs-up to the Udon Chef!...you have to be THIS satisfied to show that you are their best guest!
the best form of compliments...but need so kua zhang not?
Last but not least... meet the World's most atrociously priced Pineapple Tarts. I mean, can anyone explain how in the WORLD did pineapple tarts end up being LIMITED EDITION? Ltd Edition DVD collections, watch, bag or even makeup I can understand... but WAH, pineapple tart also need limited edition.. abit li2 pu3 right? WEll... Marriott Hotel apprently doesn't think so! Its $40/bottle. SIAO. I asked the girl 'how many tarts are there in each bottle?' SHe said between 15 to 20. WAH SIAO! Even people with sub-par math knowledge like myself also know that thats WAYYYY to much to pay for a pineapple tart. THat works out to what? $2/tart? And there's nothing special about them I bet. OH, but the 'LIMITED EDITION' sticker was pasted on the glass bottle holding the tarts, so maybe they meant the BOTTLE is limited editon?
come... u all tell me, whats so LIMITED EDITION abt this?Heh. More updates tmr!!