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Thursday, December 01, 2005
Dirty joke - 12:45 PM
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Americans and their dirty jokes.

Latest one heard barely 20minutes ago... decided that its quite funny so should share it with you guys. Its from Chris, who's one of the most infamous guys around Mcdonel Hall. He's the guy with the underwear incident (he was drunk and went to the lift lobby in his white undies, scratches his balls AND THEN extends that same hand that he had used for the deed to SHAKE PPLES' HANDS. TMD DISGUSTING), the guy who invented Porno Wednesday, basically the guy no one can stand if you're not on his page.

So, during lunch, he asked 'Why don't I have any luck with women?.....' and just as thousands of reasons were rummaging through my mind (and my roommate's too I later found out) such as 'cos you're loud and obnoxious, cos you can't control your drinking, etc etc', he let out the next sentence which will be the primary focus of this entry....

'I can fall into a pile of boobs and come out sucking my thumb.' -EEW CHRIS, we're having lunch!-

Quite funny, though I must say its not very appropriate for lunch. This guy is never gonna get invites to formal receptions thats for sure.

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